[Cut me some slack; I thought this baby deserved a new home because, and let's be perfectly honest here, I don't trust the new fray's stewardship of the old fray. So be on the lookout for reruns.]
A Brief Glimpse Inside A Think Tank
Secret Notes Prove Diplomacy Alive And Well In Fantasy Land
Talk about a Hot Document. Man. I just hope nobody's preggers! Caution: Many Bothans died for this information. Proceed at your own risk.
"September 20, 2006
8:45 AM – 8:52 AM, Discuss whether or not Iraq is a country
8:53 AM – 9:08 AM, Conclude that it is, and that it's somewhere in the middle of The East
9:09 AM – 9:12 AM, Discuss Iran as a future threat to U.S.
9:13 AM – 10:21 AM, Discuss the slow, sad, painful toilet swirl that is Britney Spears' career and reputation, and the giant, huge enormity of her sow-like weight gain
10:22, Break for brunch
1:35 PM – 1:46 PM, Discuss possible troop withdrawal as early as next Spring
1:47 PM – 3:15 PM, Discuss possible candidacy for presidential run and campaign as early as this Spring
3:16 PM – 4:44 PM, Smoke break (for Hamilton, trying to quit, 5th time now)
4:45 PM – 4:48 PM, Realize it's almost 5:00 PM and call it a day
September 21, 2006
10:15 AM – 10:23 AM, Waiting on Baker in the bathroom (apparently a piece of his sausage biscuit "broke off" and Jimmy Dean decided to "throw his hat into the ring", P and U)
10:24 AM – 11:56 AM, Heated discussion on how loose stools are responsible for more diplomatic snafus than any other single bodily function
11:57 AM – 12:09 PM, Discuss Alan K. Simpson's "Daisy with a Smiley Face", and unanimously vote it Best Doodle of the Day
12:09 PM – 12:35 PM, Read aloud the minutes from yesterday's session
12:36 PM – 12:45 PM, Conclude yesterday was quite productive, break for lunch
2:47 PM – 2:51 PM, Discuss Iran's nuclear capabilities and how that relates to uranium enrichment
2:52 PM – 2:55 PM, Conclude that it doesn't, or won't anyway
2:56 PM – 4:35 PM, Discuss whether or not TomKat's baby Suri is an alien space robot
4:36 PM – 4:40 PM, Conclude to leave it up to further discussion
4:41 PM – ???, Quick Boggle™ tournament snowballs out of control, track of time lost
September 22, 2006
11:30 AM – 11:32 AM, Discuss breaking for lunch
11:33 AM – 11:34 AM, Conclude to agree to break for lunch
2:36 PM – 2:41 PM, Discuss Syria's influence over Lebanon
2:41 PM – 3:45 PM, Get sidetracked and conclude Mel was definitely "under the influence"
3:46 PM – 4:30 PM, Get sidetracked further and discuss "the Israel influence in America"
4:31 PM – 5:50 PM, Conference call with The Bilderberg Group
5:51 PM – 6:36 PM, Get sidetracked further and discuss Jolie's influence over Pitt
6:37 PM – 6:40 PM, Get sidetracked even further and conclude that Johnny Depp's eyes are "dreamy"
6:41 PM – 6:43 PM, (Allegedly) destroy today's minutes, adjourn 'till tomorrow, 7:30 AM, to get an early start and avoid the eerily early holiday traffic
September 23, 2006
9:48 AM – 10:12 AM, Discuss if we weren't the only ones trying to avoid the eerily early holiday traffic
10:13 AM – 10:15 AM, Conclude that we weren't
10:16 AM, Break for brunch (Ed Meese made poppy seed muffins, Yum!)
1:20 PM – 1:35 PM, Discuss Lebanon's influence over the Palestinian people
1:36 PM – 2:10 PM, Discuss Beverly Hills 90210's influence over The OC
2:11 PM – 2:33 PM, Conclude that they shouldn't have killed off Marissa last season because Mischa Barton was one of the few reasons anyone watched the show in the first place
2:34 PM – 5:31 PM, Discuss Mischa's career, from playing a little girl whose mother is feeding her Cream of Drano soup in The Sixth Sense all the way to Closing The Ring, which, concluded excitedly, could be what Pulp Fiction was for Uma Thurman
5:32 PM – 5:46 PM, Discuss whether or not Sandra Day O'Connor is "holding"
5:47 PM – 5:50 PM, Conclude that she is
5:51 PM – 6:09 PM, Rolling papers search
6:10 PM – 6:11 PM, Eureka! Thanking god for Georgetown grad students
6:12 PM – 6:23 PM, Pass to the right
6:24 PM – 9:15 PM, Discuss how the Gilligan's Island episode with the Japanese soldier who thinks World War 2 is still going on could so totally happen in real life
9:16 PM – 9:45 PM, "Munchies Patrol", locate vending machine, Panetta breaks glass with his head, score
9:46 PM – ???, ???
September 24, 2006
12:24 PM – 12:36 PM, Look at each other somewhat embarrassed in silence
12:37 PM – 4:15 PM, Read yesterday's minutes aloud and try to piece together exactly what happened
4:16 PM – 5:01, Conclude that those incidents will stay in this room forever
5:02 PM – 5:14 PM, Discuss insurgency thingie
5:15 PM – 5:18 PM, Conclude that we need to tell Iran and Syria to knock it off in a stern letter in so many words
5:18 PM – 6:35 PM, Discuss tonight's upcoming episode of Deal Or No Deal
6:36 PM – 7:01 PM, Conclude NBC is trying desperately to keep the contestants very "melting pot-ish" looking
7:02, Larry Eagleburger shows up with case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a Giant bag of Funyuns (conclude he's still high)
7:03 PM – 9:05 PM, "Belch-off"
9:06 PM – 9:43 PM, Discuss how Shallow Hal was robbed at the Oscars
9:44 PM – 9:50 PM, Group hug, goes on a little to long, Vernon Jordan blamed
9:51 PM – 9:52 PM, Hurried leaving and goodbyes
Septemeber 25 – December 2, 2006, Much deserved group hiatus
December 3, 2006 ("The Day Of Conclusions, And Atonement")
9:15 AM, Conclude that The United State of America did indeed at some point in the last 4 years or so in fact invade Iraq, which is indeed in fact a country
9:30 AM, Conclude that everything was going just fine in Iraq right up until the midterm elections, at which point it started going not just fine, and that it's almost as if the Iraq thingie turned into a giant, civil war quagmire virtually over night (weird)
9:40 AM, Conclude that O'Connor should apologize to Baker for calling him a useless has-been with breath that could stop an American military invasion that's sort of not legal
9:45 AM, Conclude that it's imperative that the new Democratically controlled House and Senate work with President Bush, unlike how uncooperative the House and Senate were when they were controlled by the President's own party (also weird)
10:10 AM, Conclude that there really is something to The Powell Doctrine of Overwhelming Force (not to mention the switters Doctrine of Overwhelming Cocktails), and that it's almost always a good idea when you're invading another country to bring 3 more divisions than you think you really need (and one more keg than you think they can drink)
10:20 AM, Conclude that playing partisan politics is almost never a good reason for 11 soldiers to die
10:30 AM, Conclude, ultimately, that talk is still pretty cheap these days, and that, on account of inflation, should be a real feather in the cap for you supply-siders"
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5 comments:
Hey, speaking of Diplomacy, I'm saddled with administering this thing, and we're still short a couple of players. If I knew I'd have to be a recruiter too, not sure I'd have agreed. You interested, dude?
No way. I have the attention span of a 2 year old, and I can barely read. Add the fact that my diplomacy skills on are on par with something along the lines of, "Hey pagepushing fuckheaded retards," and I think you can imagine my distaste for all things that require patience.
Always nice to see you. Why can I not find rundeep's blog, though I am an idiot?
Still thinking upon splitting that case with you. If you ever get this far south, &c., and things of that nature.
Rundeep's blog is here. She's not really religious about keeping it up, but it's a different bunch of material than on the Fray usually (not that you can follow people around now).
Between you and august, they'll have to wheel me out of wherever I visit. Not that I'm objecting mind you. Sounds great.
Well, OK, reruns are a little annoying, but at least this is one of my favorites.
HA! My ideal BB8 scenario played out perfectly! I was so hoping Jess would put up Justin (because it was obvious America would tell Eric to shitcan the little weasel). So it was only a matter of Evil Dick working his headgames to swing the rest of the votes. Sweet.
I wasn't too thrilled with the "America's Player" twist at the beginning (because it was obvious America's agenda would play havoc with any smart player's on-the-ground strategy). But the delicious thing is that the deal has punched up the in-house paranoia by a good order of magnitude. What a great season this is turning out to be!
I have to admit that I'm not a little surprised at how much I've been enjoying this season since about 2 weeks ago. And I think you're exactly right about the element America's Player has brought to the antics. I was pretty suspicious of the idea at the outset, but the ensuing paranoia really has added to the already festering drama.
I hate to disappoint you, but you probably won't be happy when you see Hurricane Refugee Survival Quiz and Bill Clinton Caused 9/11. The irony? I'm having to cut and paste from, that's right, dailykos.com. (Kos was on Meet The Press this past Sunday morning. What a dork.)
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